Daily Desert newspaper - More wine for the wedding
A “Daily Desert” newspaper report of a wedding in Cana.
Sara, daughter of Isaac and Esther, and Bart, son of Peter and Naomi, were married on Thursday the 2nd of July at God’s Temple, Cana. Simon was the best man. But this wedding had a big disaster! All the wine had been drunk. It was an absolute catastrophe. Luckily the supposed son of God, Jesus, proved he was, he turned all the water into wine.
I spoke to Bart he said, “the wine my good friend Jesus produced was better than Canas finest; it met the standards of my motto “1, 2, 3, only the best will do.”
The manager of Camat wine company said “I offered Jesus 100 silver coins to produce wine for us, he turned us down.
The question on everyone’s lips is “Is Jesus Gods son?” Well, I managed to get an interview with the man himself. He said “I do not want any fame for my actions, I want and live a simple life. The one who needs the fame is my father God.”
So Jesus is Gods son!
Reporter: Lewis Mathieson aged 12
Anonymous – Sun, 27/09/2009 - 2:27pm
